cats and dogs.

3:41 AM

Stuart (my housemate) was just finishing up his chinese dinner (ordered in), when he suddenly asked me, "why do you eat cats and dogs? how do they present them? the entire cat sprawled on the plate like how they present fish and peking duck??"

i was soooooooo stunned. i told him that singaporeans dun eat such stuff.

"but u're chinese rite? the chinese eat cats and dogs."

"no, i'm not chinese. i'm singaporean. there's a difference."

"but singaporean chinese came from china, don't they?"

"no, we are singaporean. we came from our mother's womb."

"oh, but if given a choice, would you eat cats or dogs? u have to choose one. either eat it or pay a million bucks."

"dog. i'll eat up ur dalmation."

Disclaimer: ALL of the above is NOT fictatious.

~gone in a moment..